My Wish List

Well, just in case you're wondering what to get me for Christmas, my birthday, or just because you want to buy me things, here's a looong list of all the things in the world I'd be happy to receive (in no particular order).

 CDs albums. Buy it now!

The Smiths back catalogue

Any Morrissey CD, except 'World of Morrissey'

A1/The A List

Suede/Sci-Fi Lullabies

Muse/latest album

Savage Garden/Affirmation

U2/Achtung Baby

Joy Division/box set

James/any

Crowded House/greatest hits (title?)

St Etienne/Too Young to Die

Texas/White on Blonde

Belinda Carlisle/greatest hits (title?)

Duran Duran/The Wedding Album

New Order/greatest hits (title?)

Blue Aeroplanes/Swagger

Alison Moyet/Essex

Moloko/latest album

Tindersticks/Curtains

Erasure/greatest hits

Pet Shop Boys/Discography

Electronic/?

Classical Moods - The Melancholy Collection

JJ72/the new album

Alice Deejay/?

Radiohead/The Bends

 CD singles

The Blessing/Highway 5

The Tampara/Feel it

Republica/Ready to go

Strangelove/Time for the Rest of your Life

Deacon Blue/Your Town

 Videos. Buy it now!

Gone With The Wind (1939)

The Double Life of Veronique (1994?)

American Psycho (1999/2000)

Ally McBeal (any)

Romance (1998?)

A Private Kind of Affair (with Bridget Bardot)

Breakfast at Tiffanys (with Audrey Hepburn)

The Folk of the Faraway Tree (Animation of Enid Blyton's story)

 A ballgown

with a low neckline, boning, and a full, gathered, floor length skirt, with lots of netting.

 A furnished mansion with landscaped formal gardens

It also needs a covered, heated swimming pool, a big soft kids' playroom and a dungeon

 A training corset with liners

 Driving lessons

Followed by a car when I get my licence!

 A Tiffany necklace

In platinum.

 Liposuction

Just enough to get me down to size eight.

 Laser eye surgery to correct myopia

 A worldwide travel holiday

I want to go everywhere.

 Four Poster Bed

 Notebook computer

A nice, sleek, sexy, brushed chrome one, with internet access, DVD, well…everything, really.

 Top-of-the-range synthesiser and sequencing software

Not sure which are the best brands at the moment.

 A first class degree

Don't tell me it's not possible to buy this!

 A full-time, live-in nanny

 A washer-dryer

With breakdown insurance!

 A top midi audio system

 A ticket to the Oscars

And a dress to wear, of course.

 Five inches to my height.

I believe the only way to do this is to break my legs and mend them again! But it'd be worth it.

 A three-piece suite

 A huge box of Godiva/Thorntons chocolates

Continental truffles are my favourite. Or anything nutty.

 Permanent, longer eyelashes

It is currently possible to get eyelash extensions, but they only last about a week.

 A VIP pass to ChinaWhites, the Met Bar or Browns (London)

 Dinner at Claridges (London)

 A weekend at the Paris Ritz

 Classical singing tuition

 Fees to cover the next sixteen years for Demetrius at St Christopher's School, Letchworth

 A fast-as-you-can-get-it laptop modem

 A power shower

Plus installation.

 Lawnmower

 Hedgetrimmer

 Scar removal surgery

 Toiletries/perfume from the Elizabeth Arden Green Tea fragrance range

 New spectacle frames

Despite the fact that I will never be seen in public wearing glasses

 One-a-day disposable contact lenses

As an alternative to laser surgery

 The Millenium Star diamond (currently owned by de Beers and previously on display at the Dome)

 A top graded blue diamond

 A dishwasher

 A suede cat ;-)

 A trip in an air balloon

 A Platinum credit card

with a huge credit limit and monthly payments being made by someone else.

 An article written about me in Hello! Magazine

 A Bret Easton Ellis novel in which I am namedropped

 A chance to take part in an expedition to climb Mount Everest

 A full-length good quality faux fur coat

Like Evelyn wears in American Psycho

 Dental caps

  Permanent salon body hair removal

  Prescriptives custom blend foundation and powder

  Lots of glittery makeup

A girl can never have enough make up

  A record deal with artistic freedom

  A luggage set by Louis Vuitton

  A professional quality make up brush set

eg Ruby and Millie

   An original J W Waterhouse painting

 Oh, all right then, a framed print would look okay too.

   Slendertone Flex for Women

 A flat stomach while watching Neighbours! What more could a girl ask for?

   BeneFit Products: Benetint, High Beam, Dr Feelgood, Touch Me…And Then Try To Leave, Kitten

 Available at the cosmetics section of a good department store.

    Revlon Lighted Make Up Mirror

    Charles Worthington Dream Hair Shining Star Spectacular Glossing Spray

    A platinum ring inset with a diamond detector that was used at CERN

  That would be even better than a blue diamond!

    A black leather basque

Just like Lucy Liu wears in Charlie's Angels

   No more periods!

  But retaining my fertility

   Digital camera

   Babyliss Straight and Shine with Shot of Steam

   mp3 player

   CD Rewriter

   Origins Salt Rub Body Scrub

   Mason Pearson Popular flat hairbrush

  Madonna uses this.

   Dermablend Cover Cream Concealer

   YSL Touche Eclat Under-eye Concealer

   Clarins Revitalising Tinted Moisturiser

   Crème de la Mer (500ml)

  Victoria Beckham uses this, so it must be good

   Origins Never A Dull Moment Face Scrub

  Jennifer Lopez uses this.

   Three weeks in the Presidential Suite at the Hotel Bel-Air, Los Angeles

  If it's alright for Prince Charles, then I guess it'll probably be acceptable to me!

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

"Wish there was something real, wish there was something true

Wish there was something real in this world full of you"

Nine Inch Nails, Wish

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