I Want That Man
I'm currently seeing Mr Almost-Perfect (Sorry, Pete ;-)). My dream man has these essential attributes:
He must:
be slim
have dark hair
love French cinema
be intelligent
be educated
be extremely wealthy
not smoke
be approved by Demetrius
not want any more children
speak Chinese (It will impress my parents)
be Dominant
be able to control his anger
be kind
be generous
be open-minded
be monogamous
be easy to talk to
like indie/pop/'80s/'90s music
be aged 20-33
be trustworthy
be single
have a good fashion sense
be easy-going
be hygienic
not be fastidiously tidy
be understanding
have a similar sense of humour
be well-endowed
not be snobby
not be a writer
prefer to drink coffee rather than tea
be interested in travelling
have ambition
be attractive
be a gentleman
not believe that to expel gases from any body orifice is amusing
have a straight Roman nose
have an Irish accent
wear contact lens rather than glasses
be difficult to impress
have nice teeth
not be too nice
have killer sarcasm
be sexually skilled
be well accomplished
have determination
be clean shaven
not be arrogant
be in secure employment (unless he is very rich)
not be clingy
be romantic
have an appreciation of international culture
have independence
have some cynicism
have deep set eyes
be reasonably fit
not be a fussy eater
not cry in public
not have a religion
have an appreciation for science
have an awareness of mental health problems
treat me like a princess
be physically strong enough to protect me
have a great CD collection
have his own home
have his own car
have a mobile phone
put up with my PMS moodswings
enjoy conversation and debate
have blue eyes
enjoy clubbing
not be a goth
enjoy spending money on me
like me
think I'm beautiful
have an understanding of British and Chinese culture
not be a drug addict
not be a Star Trek fan
know how to invest money wisely
know how to make me laugh
be good at DIY/garden maintenance
write typo-free emails
have minimal body hair
not be/used to be an arts student
not be/studying to be a doctor or lawyer
have an aristocratic title
not be repetitive
"I know I'm a little picky…but, hey, I just know what I want"
Britney Spears